Diamond Ruby Earring

Knocks u out laughing….a joke…lol?
Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant.”
“But you’re not wearing any of those things.”
“I know,” said Mrs.Flinders. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he’d remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry.”
Hey a guy could do same thing have him self painted with a Giant Joint (Penis) then when she dies the next one’ll think, “Oh at least she died happy & lemme see if I can go that way too!” LMFAOOO
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